April 2012
holy schmoly worst month of my life is overy
chickentatum:
the we-haven’t-spoken-in-8-months-but-i-need-the-math-homework text of shame
WHEN MY BEST FRIEND AND I HIT THE TOWN
howdoiputthisgently:
WE’RE LIKE:
but actually
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pyrex-vision:
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
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masturbatewithacheesegrater:
its literally painful watching other people use the internet like oh god why are you using internet explorer no you dont have to double click everything why are you typing google.com into the google search bar oh my fucking christ step away from the computer
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someone is going to have to come scoop me off the floor of the library
my Abnormal prof is the bombshit, started the last lecture with a leonard cohen song instead of katy perry or nickelback as usual. feeling totally relaxed for the first time in a while.
If you don't reblog this, you're heartless.
This man was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning he breaks his legs, and every afternoon he breaks his arms. At night, he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep.
scrantonwhat:
When you’re about to log off Facebook and someone messages you
