richwhitelesbian: i hope rick santorum goes to the corner store to get a can of delicious arizona iced tea and when he takes out his wallet he grabs it wrong and it opens at a weird angle and all his change and his bank card and drivers license fall out and everyone behind him in line is looking at him like “wow what an idiot” while he frantically tries to pick up all his pennies i hope rick...
1612th: the republican party only exists to encourage democrats to vote
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
thatmouth: gordonramsaypoetry: oh my god where’s the risotto? useless.
whatafuckinfamilypicture: The fact that a politician like Rick Santorum can be successful in American politics just shows you how bad and outdated the American political system is ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
hyperbolequeen: serious question what did cave women do when they got their period
glassmoth: If you want to ruin your self esteem try on bathing suits
2thpaste: i love everything about breakfast other than the time of day it’s typically served
OMG ANGELINA EAT SOMETHING. YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE...
SOMEONE TAKE MY REMOTE AWAY
Missing the Oscars
FOR THIS STUPID EXAM THAT IS RUINING MY LIFE. I AM GETTING TIPSY TOMORROW AFTER MY TEST TO GET BACK AT IT. FUCK.